الاثنين، 15 أغسطس 2011

Things I Hate about People

there r certain things we hate about someone. this time im not gonna talk about "someone". most people do it and it take a part in their life.
 guys:
most guys in social network attend to put their half naked pics "hey im HOT" or "im Mr. Awesome"! well, actually the msg u deliver is "i so wanna hook up with a girl (or GIRLS)" "im so desperate and pretty much available" "imma playboy baby". these guys will get (fake) girls or lowlife ones.

guys who flirt at streets and follow girls cars. seriously?! ur pathetic! thats all u can do in ur life?! dude, get a life!
guys with big "hormones" muscles... ur like a  balloon! ur not lookin sexy anymore! girls like NATURAL muscles not fake ones!

guys in social network! dude u added me then u add all my girl friends?! WTF?!
n guys who live a lie that they r one of a kind or acting like a walkin god!  well we call em 9aydat. n we only n8azerha 3leeh...

now girls:
exterme fashion girls: o hun... ur a walkin disaster... wearin tights n ur big fat belly n bottom ?! wearin so short dresses then u say: "way lesh el shabab yil7goni?!" or wearin the whole closet n lookin like floona!
advice: NOT EVERY TREND IS SUITABLE FOR U! WEAR WAT LOOKS GOOD ON U NOT WAT FASHION TV TELLS U TO WEAR!

1Kg make-up girls: have mercy! ur looking like a walkin painting! nothing like natural look.. make up invented to look better not to change ur face! looking like a witch
advice: IF U PUT TOO MUCH MAKE UP, WHEN U WEAR IT OFF U GONNA LOOK UGLIER! be natural, n be wise on make up!

fake trends girls: WE CAN TELL! DAAAH!

camel heads, alien heads, el shanakel: u look funny.. i hope u take a pic of urself n see it.

advice: be simple, nothing better that being u!

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